Thursday, February 19, 2009

Facebook Status

Stephen is wondering if one night of drinking by himself makes him an alcoholic. I know that this post is more fitting of a facebook status update, but I don't think that my family should see this post. Not that there's really anything for them to worry about. Obviously I'm sober enough to write this post and make it somewhat coherent. I went to Chili's with Stephen (Uzick) tonight and I had a Presidente Margarita with my meal. I got back home about a half hour ago and I made myself a drink and I will probably have another after I finish this one. I don't have any classes tomorrow, and I'm bored so I figured that I would entertain myself in some way that didn't involve the TV or my computer. So, I turned to my friends that reside in the refrigerator. I want to assure all of you that I am not depressed or anything like that, I just thought that it would be fun to have a drink or two. Is that wrong? People do this all the time right? Right?

11 comments:

  1. Well Oliver is drinking with you right?

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  2. Of course he is. What kind of father do you think I am?

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  3. maybe it shows you are not an alcoholic because you are worried about being an alcoholic. poor logic?

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  4. Presidenteeeee! Yeahhh, should have had two, my friend. Your blog post would be a lot more... I don't know, fantastically drunk-sounding?

    What was your drink of choice after the Presidente? Or, should I say, what flavor of Woodchuck?

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  5. Being an alcoholic is like being a slut. Drinking in a sketchy way once in a while doesn't make you an alcoholic any more then having a sketchy hookup once in a while makes you a slut. When you start doing it a lot you've got a problem.

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  6. Jess- I think that Chili's raised the price of their drinks. It costs a lot of money to get drunk nowadays. Actually I didn't have any Woodchuck. I had a rather large Vodka and Seven.

    Kelly- Thanks for the hug, even if it's just an electronic one.

    Max- What if I become a slut and an alcoholic?

    Who is this mysterious observer? Uatu perhaps?

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  7. I'm sure I'm not the one to ask, but I have a drink whenever the fuck I feel like it. If you're capable of putting the drink down and saying no, you're no alcy.

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  8. Vincent- OK, I think everyone agrees that I'm not an alcoholic. I guess I'll have to keep trying then.

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  9. you haven't updated this in a long time.

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